Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Skinwalkers (2006)


(Image from Hawkeye animal wranglers)

ROAD RASH
Another dumb-assed werewolf movie where everybody wears black leather, the girls try really hard to look tough-yet-sexy, and the guys all appear to be doing Lorenzo Lamas from Renegade. Stupefyingly unoriginal, with some Native American mumbo-jumbo thrown in to make it seem somehow less idiotic. Filled with tasty dialogue such as 'The red moon's powers will be very strong!', this is the sort of movie that Mystery Science Theater
3000 was born to savage. (Gosh, we miss you guys.)















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